24 September 2007

Not a Recipe for Hot Chocolate



Ingredients
1 mug of milk
1/2 cup dark chocolate buttons
1/8 teaspoon of chilli powder
1/8 teaspoon of cinnamon

Directions
  1. Put the milk in a saucepan and start cooking on a low heat.
  2. Receive a phone call and leave the kitchen.
  3. Sit down at the computer to discuss work.
  4. Talk for 45 minutes.
  5. Finish the phone call and wonder why the house is full of smoke.
  6. Run into the kitchen, take the extremely burnt milk off the stove.
  7. Stumble round the house opening all outside doors and windows.
  8. Put the blackened saucepan outside and hope that the smell will dissipate before anyone else comes home.

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